I'd Rather Be Dumped By a Man Relaxed T-Shirt

For the cowgirl who knows there are plenty of fish in the sea - but a good horse is a whole different story. I'd Rather Be Dumped By a Man Than a Horse pairs a little cowgirl with the kind of priorities horse girls understand.

With its retro cowgirl artwork, gorgeous vintage florals, and classic Western attitude, this relaxed tee feels like something you might have found tucked away in the best little rodeo shop in 1975.

Pair it with worn-in denim, boots, and your favorite cowboy hat - or throw it on before heading to the barn. Because men may come and go... but a good horse? You hang on to that one.

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This just might be the softest and most comfortable women's t-shirt you'll ever own. Combine the relaxed fit and smooth fabric of this tee with jeans to create an effortless every-day outfit, or dress it up with a jacket and dress pants for a business casual look.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US